Disclaimers

Our Indian news channels need to place a disclaimer every day before and after each news and debate. They don't, but they need to.

Similar to movies and serials which disclaim that they are a work of fiction!

1. This program is not entirely true - but not entirely a work of fiction either. It is some where in between.
2. The anchor will often be rude and may hurt the feelings of viewers with his/her language/attitude and utter disregard for truth and honesty.
3. As our channel is owned/funded by political party XYZ, we have to always defend that party, at any cost.
4. We are telling our version of truth in our programs which is a relative term.
5. We have to consider our survival and hence our main driving force is TRP and for that we may tweak the facts here and there a tiny little bit.
6. We do consider astrology also as a science and hence take the help of astrologers for explaining events like, well like anything. Our ancestors had survived with astrology, not with this science mumbo jumbo right?
7. We call it showing interesting part of news, you may call it sensationalizing. Because if the news is boring people would switch channels. 
8. We decide who is a patriot and who is a traitor. We decide who is a criminal and who is a saint. By the power vested in us by the government and you. 
9. You call us war mongering, but in these times, we need to tell you people who is our enemy and how we should teach a lesson to this enemy. Otherwise you will never understand.