RG's fault

 Today has been a bad day. To start with, the closed circuit television which was supposed to protect us was not working. And when I tried to fix it with the knowledge I get from google AI, it was not getting fixed. I, the great hegde is not able to fix a teeny tiny gadget, I the great, grand, wonderful 'blogger' who has studied computer science and who knows javascript, is not able to change the settings of a gadget. Obviously Rahul Gandhi has made these people produce inferior products. 

Then there was problem with my app - the so called webapp, I boasted in social media, was showing in microscopic letters on the phone. Rahul Gandhi has done something with the code. Certainly. 

But 'I copied the code from chatgpt and pasted', and 'I have boasted this shameless fact in social media'. I can sense your criticism coming up and have an answer for you. Rahul G and his party people must have incited chatgpt to give me wrong code - incorrect code. To bring disrepute to our country. 

And as I have grown old and just old. I have not grown wise. So with my temper, instead of cooking my insipid meal, I ordered idli sambar for the both of us. Turned out the sambar is sweet with a pinch - lots and lots of pinches of pepper in it. This is his work - he doesn't our Hindu people to be productive. He wants us to suffer after eating spicy food. All his fault. All R. Gandhi's fault. 

I open the newspaper - or newspaper section on my gadget. It keeps saying Trump says war has ended. Trump says he is negotiating with Iran. Trump says this and that. Why is not Rahul Gandhi saying anything about this? How long does he want us to suffer in fear and uncertainty? Why is he not talking? 

There is a news article saying there might be El-Nino effect from June or July. Which means there will be very less rain. Which means we have to ration the water. Which means we can't wash the road with jets of water until it reaches neighbor's house. RG's fault.  

Where are you RG? Where are you? What do you have to say for yourself?